Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Weezy Peezy


Believe it or not I have my own hip-hop group. Real Talk.

We don't do shows, we don't wear chains, we arn't the shit.
We record intoxicated, immature, intoxicated, perverted, single white guy anthems.

The content is probably only funny to the people who are in the room when the mic is live but there are strange parallels lyrically, to the most popular rapper under 5'5 with our up and coming ensemble, well maybe not but for fun lets make a case for it.

See if you can guess which line is from which genius:

"I take her to the vet, cause she a bad bitch."

"I can see that your donut's glazin, but my dick in your mouth would be more amazing."

"I make my girl come first and I arrive later."

"I can't shit on cue, but I can shit on you."

"Your flow never wet like grandma pussy, my flow always good like grandma cookies"

"I know you want my load in your bin, but with that hairy mitt I can't even find your rim"

Lil Wayne recently put out a new mixtape where he generously pours his scatterbrain thoughts over radio-ready pop beats like low-fat Aunt Jemima over buttermilk Eggo's. I highly suggest you give it a spin and also warn you never to listen to the hip hop I have created, I'll stick to typing not spitting.





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