2thousand9

I love the lists...

top fives, bottom threes, monthlys, yearlys, hits and nearlys.

Could have beens, In Betweens, melodies and climax scenes.

Chances are you have read a few by now, I know I have... and to be honest I pretty much just steal my opinion from the collective voice of the following sources:

-Saturday night playlists of DJ longshanks

-What my mom tells me she heard on CBC (DNTO usually)

-Lupe Fiasco's blog

-My photographers 'recently added' Itunes playlist

-That website that is really good at picking up hay

-The College rock station on our works DMX satelite radio (89)

-Catchy band names

-Anything with "La La La's" in it

This is the year where I have become completely honest with myself, I cum on good hooks.

If there were a "Good Hooks' category on RedTube I probably wouldn't even watch amateur porn anymore. I wouldn't even need images, to climax I would simply need the chorus of "Empire State of Mind" to be repeated over the three orgasmic chords of Japandroids "Wet Hair". You could even throw a picture of Oprah as the background and I would still ask you to pass the tube sock.

Now lets break it down, you got your fix of Egg Nog jingles and you cant wait for the new Vampire Weekend album but you kinda wanna grab a coffee with 2009 before he jumps into your Iphoto library for good. Of course Mr.2009 only speaks binary so let me be the translator.

You enjoy Eyefucking more than Sex:

***Young Adult Fiction- The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

You can't shake a memory:

***Preventative Arrest- Hermetic

You want her in the Shower:

***Wet Hair- Japandroids

You like having your heart/underwear melted by synthesizers:

***We Own the Sky- M83

Your ready to get over the way she looked when she slept:

***Deli- Delorean

You wanna start slow and finish sweaty:

***Hyph Mngo- Joy Orbison

You want your grandma, ex-girlfirend and your dealer to dance together:

***1901- Phoenix

You want a healthy opiate high:

***Auditorium- Mos Def

You wanna pretend you have the best lisp in rap:

***New Wu- Raekwon

You want nonsense dripping in codeine:

***Wasted- Lil Wayne

The best fucking party of the year:

***Keep it Goin' Louder- Major Lazer

You wanna drug TV on the Radio:

***Havin my Baby- Think About Life

You want musical Anti-depressant:

***What Would I Want Sky?- Animal Collective

You know slow sex is the new fast sex:

***Crystalized- The xx

You loved and lost:

***Don't Haunt this Place- The Rural Alberta Advantage