First off, apologies for residing in a googleless cave for the last two months, I think the last time I contributed carefree words to this space Mr.West was still contemplating how he could help make an MTV awards show worth watching. Imagine if Justin had a ripped off Taylor Swift's nipple concealing garment instead of Janet's? That's something I wouldn't mind seeing. Divide your age by two and add seven?... just barely. My crude crushes aside, I am glad I can get back on here to needlessly spill my musical opinion equally in all directions for your cautious eyes and ears. I actually spent some time on a plane recently where I attempted to...er.... review a record? I know, shits been done before eh? I tried to come up with a unique method of grading the art I was absorbing mile high and came up with something mind-blowing... a scale of 1 to 10. Hooh. You should come to FF more often, the guy leaves for two months and heroically returns with the least creative way to express opinions known since pen first busted it's ball-pointed nut onto paper. Though I am not a fan of spicy food, I like pretty much everything else in my life to be as zesty as possible and I'll try to keep rock the reviews with a heated kick.
I wanna give a big heynow to my comrade Double A for bringing some female perspective to this estrogen starved wasteland in my absence. I don't get to see cherries getting popped very often, let alone ones of the blog variety. Much love A-Ville.
As for today's news, two things for ya. A rap album I have a Broner for, and a local, gay act which I have a very, very, flacid penis for, but love. If you hit the Dreamboat Myspace page give 'Sunbathin' a listen, it's so good you might forget summer is almost over.
Hope you can get down with em. Album review tomorrow. Yes!
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