So I don't remember Jay-Z last Thursday.
Remember in Kingpin when they coin the phrase "Munson'd"
I got "Gerwitzermener'd."
Top five concerts of my life.
What I do remember was stealing three bags of Twizzlers and tossing them into the crowd.
Some people make it rain with c-notes, I make it rain with candy ropes. Feel Me?
Though I couldn't see J (not due to bad seats, due to lack of vision)
I could feel the Charisma.
I'm just about positive the smallest venue he will play on the tour was our okanagan oasis.
He closed with "Forever Young."
Thanks for making it out Mr.Carter.
Though I didn't get the chance to analyze the details of the setlist I did get thoroughly reminded how to party. Here is my sure-fire way to get the fuck down.
1. Wake Up (This is key)
2. Eat copious amounts of bread, preferably bagels, and line up 4 full glasses of water and do a single man/woman steamboat- Listen to This
3. Masterbate (I don't know how this works for women)
4. Get some light beer (How bout cold certifieds) go golfing.
5. Play 18 holes, converse, socialize.
6. Book a hotel room near the venue to be attended. (The fewer the beds the better)
7. Pick up a disposable Camera and some wine on the way to the pre drinking arena.
8. Order the greasiest zza in the league, play Rock Band.
9. Make T-Shirts. ("What you eat don't make me shit", "Hopefully theyll menage before I reach my garage.")
10. Hit the Hotel room-Listen to This
11. Group Shotgun (The gayer the better)
12. Show. (Take your shirt off at least 3 times)
13. ______________________________ lick someone's face- This
14. Arby's Beef and Ched
15. Continental breakfast
16. Ruin Room-Listen to This (Hard boiled eggs are great for making a fun mess and waking up friends)
17. Call your Mom
Fill in the blank for me- loveburger72@hotmail.com
emails are cool like hard nipples and smoking cigarettes.
Much Love
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